iowahawk: DNC Scientists Disprove Existence of Roberts' Taxon

iowahawk: DNC Scientists Disprove Existence of Roberts' Taxon: "In order to disprove the Taxon, scientists at the HSWC devised a test experiment in their enormous CarneyLab bullshit accelerator. This test involved speeding a small mass of Facton - theoretically containing Roberts' Taxon - and smashing it at near-light speed against a flaming super-dense ionized clod of purified bullshit."